I read in the news that the Milky Way swiftly, crazily speeds its way, at a speed of 965.000 km/hour, and that she is to crash on to the closest galaxy nearby, Andromeda. Sounds to me sort of a love story and one even censored by the government itself (the study carried out by Harvard University which brought this facts to life was even hampered by George W Bush cuts in the federal spending). Seems like we are going to have a thousand years romance, two galaxies courting each other at starlight velocity, sidereal speed. With no risk yet to our lives or existence: the end of the world is still far away...And I´m happy for our galaxy, it turns out that the she had a hole inside (no kiddin, a blackhole in its very centre was recently discovered) so no wonder this vacuum was finally filled, with this crush on Andromeda (ours is but a lesbian galaxy) this two ladies gently coiling into each other´s body, our galaxy licking and healing its wounds and spinning us in this crazy little romance, making us participate in this huge love story.
No wonder Doubya Bush didn´t want us to know. Is there anything uglier to him than a passionate cosmical scene? Perhaps a lesbian one -thanks God we have Obama.
